If you eat five bowls of cereal for breakfast...you might be Colton.
If you have over 12,000 songs on you ipod and actually listen to them...you might be Colton.
If you have 9 1/2 toes...you might be Colton.
If you have ever had to ask why your "ABS" came on...you might be Colton.
When asked how many siblings you have, if you have ever answered : 1 whole, 1 half and 2 steps...you might be Colton.
If you can order off the dollar menu and still spend over $10...you might be Colton.
If your favorite television program is "Web Gems"...you might be Colton.
If you frequently buy video games and beat them the same day...you might be Colton.
If you have ever been awarded a certificate for scoring in the top 10% on the science section of the ACT, but you struggle writing a complete sentence...you might be Colton.
If your hair has been every color of the rainbow...you might be Colton.
If you refuse to wear flipflops...you might be Colton.
If the tailgate of your Xterra is covered in random stickers...you might be Colton.
You you have never bought a random sticker...you might be Colton
If you can text, read and listen to your ipod at the same time...you might be Colton.
If your best friend dates all your x's...you might be Colton.
If you have ever told your prom date "This is what I am wearing, if you want to match me."...you might be Colton.
If everyone thinks you are your mom's favorite...you might be Colton.
If you are the best Brazilian missionary ever...you might be Colton.
3 comments:
1. Colton is your favorite.
2. I love the one about prom, I forgot about that story.
3. I miss my brother!
I miss Colton too! I honestly went to text him yesterday to wish him "happy birthday" and remembered he wouldn't get it! The list was so perfect!
Aww. I love that guy! I hope he had a great bday!
P.S. which step sibling does he not claim?
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